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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 83 matches | ||
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9662 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,040 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5527 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6736 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3207 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 5570 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,484,390 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | founding chief | 62% | 309 |
| #2 | GeorgeOcean | 58% | 205 |
| #3 | Mvtty | 58% | 106 |
| #4 | -Webby- | 57% | 352 |
| #5 | stonk | 54% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Mvtty | 58% | 106 |
| #4 | -Webby- | 57% | 352 |
| #5 | stonk | 54% | 214 |
| #6 | Stank | 50% | 221 |
| #7 | grim | 50% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Webby- | 52 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | founding chief | 48 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | stonk | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Mvtty | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Stank | 6 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Webby- | 1552 | 0.22 | 43 min |
| #2 | Stank | 1118 | 0.26 | 31 min |
| #3 | GeorgeOcean | 784 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #4 | stonk | 711 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #5 | founding chief | 338 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fame | +3.43 | 88 | 69 |
| #2 | founding chief | +2.17 | 86 | 48 |
| #3 | -Webby- | +0.50 | 74 | 72 |
| #4 | GeorgeOcean | +0.07 | 69 | 63 |
| #5 | Mvtty | -0.59 | 83 | 36 |





