








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 513 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 171 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4195 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,450 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1470 | 12% |
| Smokes | 3190 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2440 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5350 | 43% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,989,037 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 469 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Ugandalf | 42% | 334 |
| #13 | RybciaEmilcia | 37% | 230 |
| #14 | Misia | 36% | 42 |
| #15 | Prince The Ratlord [Książę] | 33% | 39 |
| #16 | grand theft autism | 32% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nikodem | 40 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Mufmentlol | 34 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | RybciaEmilcia | 27 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | Hymel Jadwiga | 17 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | Ugandalf | 16 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mufmentlol | 780 | 0.23 | 20 min |
| #2 | Ugandalf | 711 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #3 | チェリー Masuo Miyaya 🍒 | 699 | 0.24 | 24 min |
| #4 | FreAkyFreAx | 377 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #5 | Nikodem | 247 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | チェリー Masuo Miyaya 🍒 | +5.82 | 82 | 81 |
| #2 | Ugandalf | +2.66 | 61 | 61 |
| #3 | Karsznioza | +2.48 | 85 | 64 |
| #4 | FreAkyFreAx | +2.38 | 72 | 78 |
| #5 | ★ Mr. UMnu uhambe | +2.35 | 66 | 47 |





