








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 272 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1378 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,031 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1119 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1270 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1466 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1176 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $519,491 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeDude | 67% | 24 |
| #2 | Boost | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | POV | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | miese Zeiten | 61% | 28 |
| #5 | wildkatz | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeDude | 67% | 24 |
| #2 | Boost | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | POV | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | miese Zeiten | 61% | 28 |
| #5 | wildkatz | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeDude | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | POV | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miese Zeiten | 151 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #2 | LeDude | 43 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | POV | 40 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Boost | 38 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | wildkatz | 37 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miese Zeiten | +3.08 | 88 | 68 |
| #2 | LeDude | +1.11 | 76 | 37 |
| #3 | Boost | +1.10 | 56 | 65 |
| #4 | prC 激發 | +0.47 | 70 | 69 |
| #5 | POV | +0.11 | 62 | 56 |





