








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 905 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5796 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,785 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6651 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3905 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 5823 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7406 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,756,289 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 319 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c0nsy | 60% | 198 |
| #2 | r0 | 53% | 634 |
| #3 | The Board of Execs | 50% | 293 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c0nsy | 60% | 198 |
| #2 | r0 | 53% | 634 |
| #3 | The Board of Execs | 50% | 293 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c0nsy | 38 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | The Board of Execs | 27 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | r0 | 26 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r0 | 1340 | 0.11 | 34 min |
| #2 | c0nsy | 955 | 0.25 | 22 min |
| #3 | The Board of Execs | 748 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c0nsy | +3.83 | 75 | 63 |
| #2 | Mib | +1.18 | 63 | 53 |
| #3 | r0 | -0.26 | 64 | 56 |
| #4 | The Board of Execs | -0.92 | 59 | 43 |





