








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 702 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 99 matches | ||
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 84 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6454 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,122 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5445 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5039 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5478 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2160 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,312,328 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c0nsy | 57% | 286 |
| #2 | Mib | 53% | 634 |
| #3 | The Board of Execs | 49% | 294 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c0nsy | 57% | 286 |
| #2 | Mib | 53% | 634 |
| #3 | The Board of Execs | 49% | 294 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c0nsy | 66 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | The Board of Execs | 30 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Mib | 21 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mib | 1869 | 0.15 | 51 min |
| #2 | c0nsy | 1335 | 0.24 | 31 min |
| #3 | The Board of Execs | 736 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c0nsy | +4.28 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | Mib | +1.23 | 63 | 52 |
| #3 | r0 | -0.38 | 63 | 55 |
| #4 | The Board of Execs | -0.97 | 59 | 45 |





