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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
47 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5 | 14% |
| Smokes | 5 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 20 | 56% |
| Molotovs | 6 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $29,800 of utility $246 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Conando | 33% | 6 |
| #2 | Zunaax | 25% | 4 |
| #3 | mika-iwnl- | 25% | 4 |
| #4 | Jimmi Bondi | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Conando | 33% | 6 |
| #2 | Zunaax | 25% | 4 |
| #3 | mika-iwnl- | 25% | 4 |
| #4 | Jimmi Bondi | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Conando | 2 | 0.0165 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mika-iwnl- | 18 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #2 | Conando | 16 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #3 | Jimmi Bondi | 8 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | Zunaax | 5 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Conando | +4.39 | 61 | 51 |
| #2 | mika-iwnl- | +0.43 | 86 | 49 |
| #3 | Ragnar | -3.40 | 59 | 17 |
| #4 | Jimmi Bondi | -4.76 | 40 | 35 |
| #5 | Zunaax | -6.62 | 16 | 17 |





