








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
187 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 367 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 132 | 36% |
| Smokes | 117 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 32 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 86 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $44,331 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shese | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Samu | 33% | 6 |
| #3 | Fanel | 33% | 6 |
| #4 | naaw | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | Teppo | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Fanel | 33% | 6 |
| #4 | naaw | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | Teppo | 33% | 6 |
| #6 | PelkkäJoe | 33% | 6 |
| #7 | Apetsi | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teppo | 1 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PelkkäJoe | 26 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | Fanel | 15 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Samu | 13 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | naaw | 6 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Apetsi | 5 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Samu | +3.21 | 78 | 56 |
| #2 | Leneri | +2.75 | 63 | 70 |
| #3 | Teppo | -0.96 | 41 | 26 |
| #4 | PelkkäJoe | -1.28 | 35 | 76 |
| #5 | Fanel | -1.63 | 54 | 66 |





