








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 525 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1484 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,466 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 334 | 23% |
| Smokes | 464 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 283 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 385 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $825,071 of utility $234 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 305 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rooster Ric | 55% | 40 |
| #2 | LeRoy Jenkins | 49% | 101 |
| #3 | George Foreman | 48% | 90 |
| #4 | JustNash | 44% | 77 |
| #5 | farberware | 40% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rooster Ric | 6 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | LeRoy Jenkins | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | farberware | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | George Foreman | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | JustNash | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JustNash | 123 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | George Foreman | 68 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Rooster Ric | 59 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | LeRoy Jenkins | 47 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | farberware | 33 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | char | +3.75 | 41 | 38 |
| #2 | George Foreman | +2.72 | 60 | 31 |
| #3 | LeRoy Jenkins | +2.48 | 63 | 14 |
| #4 | Rooster Ric | +0.00 | 37 | 50 |
| #5 | JustNash | -1.84 | 28 | 26 |





