








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 443 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 274 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3773 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,609 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2802 | 22% |
| Smokes | 503 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 5429 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 3875 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,210,363 of utility $283 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 389 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | -J- | 45% | 115 |
| #9 | Analyst Dan | 33% | 76 |
| #10 | Mister Tibbs | 30% | 40 |
| #11 | Bloodchainz | 28% | 40 |
| #12 | Tittybunny69 | 23% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -J- | 222 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | Gligzor | 182 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Tittybunny69 | 178 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | Mister Tibbs | 168 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #5 | j.snow | 155 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M.Ruppert | +2.94 | 77 | 39 |
| #2 | nubber | +2.91 | 25 | 57 |
| #3 | |S.T.A.R.S| Gmyster | +2.70 | 23 | 58 |
| #4 | j.snow | +0.81 | 39 | 50 |
| #5 | Gligzor | -0.01 | 39 | 60 |





