








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1902 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,399 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1709 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1137 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1227 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1326 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $568,720 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 477 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Dimitri | 52% | 27 |
| #6 | BenPlaysGamesTV | 50% | 138 |
| #7 | tommEEE | 48% | 25 |
| #8 | Rover 25 1.6 iXL Step Auto 5dr | 46% | 28 |
| #9 | l1ncoln | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BenPlaysGamesTV | 17 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | bangers and mash | 7 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | LolylaBunny | 6 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | tommEEE | 5 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | LpéMaa | 5 | 0.0122 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BenPlaysGamesTV | 286 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | bangers and mash | 209 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | tommEEE | 160 | 0.30 | 3 min |
| #4 | Rover 25 1.6 iXL Step Auto 5dr | 149 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #5 | Dimitri | 123 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LpéMaa | +2.59 | 67 | 41 |
| #2 | bangers and mash | +1.83 | 63 | 47 |
| #3 | tommEEE | +1.75 | 78 | 46 |
| #4 | Feen666 | +1.61 | 74 | 50 |
| #5 | Dimitri | +1.59 | 67 | 72 |





