








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 93 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 956 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 91 | 10% |
| Smokes | 121 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 477 | 50% |
| Molotovs | 267 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $328,204 of utility $356 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AtiusTirawa™ | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | K0IN | 47% | 36 |
| #3 | WHISKY | 39% | 18 |
| #4 | Timo | 38% | 13 |
| #5 | FeLx | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | FeLx | 38% | 8 |
| #6 | Reberi | 33% | 3 |
| #7 | Hades | 33% | 6 |
| #8 | Ku$h | 25% | 8 |
| #9 | Flobar | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FeLx | 3 | 0.0236 |
| #2 | WHISKY | 2 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timo | 21 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #2 | WHISKY | 11 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #3 | Hades | 10 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | FeLx | 8 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | AtiusTirawa™ | 8 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hades | +3.09 | 63 | 75 |
| #2 | K0IN | +0.44 | 45 | 35 |
| #3 | Timo | -0.18 | 63 | 42 |
| #4 | meisternice777™ | -0.48 | 20 | 45 |
| #5 | Reberi | -0.89 | 53 | 65 |





