








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
190 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 452 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 51 | 11% |
| Smokes | 56 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 159 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 186 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $203,532 of utility $247 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dragon3435 | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Reberi | 45% | 31 |
| #3 | FeLx | 45% | 38 |
| #4 | Ku$h | 37% | 27 |
| #5 | meisternice777™ | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Reberi | 45% | 31 |
| #3 | FeLx | 45% | 38 |
| #4 | Ku$h | 37% | 27 |
| #5 | meisternice777™ | 23% | 13 |
| #6 | WHISKY | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FeLx | 12 | 0.0167 |
| #2 | Reberi | 5 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | Ku$h | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | WHISKY | 1 | 0.0238 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reberi | 47 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #2 | FeLx | 41 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Ku$h | 30 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | dragon3435 | 3 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | WHISKY | 2 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FeLx | +4.13 | 79 | 50 |
| #2 | meisternice777™ | +1.35 | 41 | 47 |
| #3 | Reberi | +0.45 | 50 | 45 |
| #4 | WHISKY | -1.37 | 79 | 19 |
| #5 | dragon3435 | -1.54 | 41 | 65 |





