








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 185 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 2,242 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1013 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,320 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 589 | 25% |
| Smokes | 661 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 479 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 591 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $317,334 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JBOEN | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | ItzNima | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Mit navn er faktisk Sofie | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | Castillo Bruv | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | Ismo♡ | 51% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kenned | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Ismo♡ | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | JBOEN | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JBOEN | +3.49 | 94 | 63 |
| #2 | Noname | +2.48 | 89 | 58 |
| #3 | WhiteIversen | +2.27 | 88 | 45 |
| #4 | Castillo Bruv | +1.07 | 90 | 72 |
| #5 | Mit navn er faktisk Sofie | +0.14 | 65 | 61 |





