








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 274 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
906 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,181 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 607 | 51% |
| Smokes | 161 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 90 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 323 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $280,411 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Hue! | 3 | 0.0250 |
| #2 | MegaPaws | 2 | 0.0172 |
| #3 | FETUSGRINDER | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Ninj4_Fox | 1 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | Jammiejam | 1 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ninj4_Fox | 29 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | FETUSGRINDER | 20 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | ✪ Hue! | 13 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | TheAmusingNight | 5 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | Jammiejam | 5 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lamb0 | +5.77 | 64 | 56 |
| #2 | Ninj4_Fox | +4.34 | 39 | 64 |
| #3 | crow | +2.28 | 72 | 45 |
| #4 | ✪ Hue! | +2.08 | 95 | 37 |
| #5 | suwan | +1.33 | 93 | 26 |





