








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 411 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 232 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 132 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3063 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,997 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 914 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1961 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2172 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2950 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,360,774 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lee | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | Harry Hook | 46% | 158 |
| #3 | niQu | 45% | 22 |
| #4 | Fr1tZ | 44% | 94 |
| #5 | Hasbulla | Simon* | 36% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Harry Hook | 138 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #2 | Hasbulla | Simon* | 124 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Fr1tZ | 112 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | niQu | 77 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | Lee | 72 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lee | +2.27 | 62 | 66 |
| #2 | niQu | +0.34 | 69 | 62 |
| #3 | Harry Hook | -0.17 | 32 | 44 |
| #4 | Fr1tZ | -0.23 | 32 | 40 |
| #5 | Le0xys ツ | -0.27 | 75 | 57 |





