








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 353 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2590 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,880 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1099 | 11% |
| Smokes | 3490 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2924 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2367 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,921,452 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G4L-ILoveYouTo | 86% | 28 |
| #2 | niQu | 52% | 44 |
| #3 | ILoveYouButIDontCare | 51% | 43 |
| #4 | Lee | 47% | 32 |
| #5 | Le0xys ใ | 44% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ILoveYouButIDontCare | 51% | 43 |
| #4 | Lee | 47% | 32 |
| #5 | Le0xys ใ | 44% | 94 |
| #6 | ๐You๐Are๐Too๐Good | 43% | 79 |
| #7 | Hasbulla | Simon* | 39% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hasbulla | Simon* | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | ๐You๐Are๐Too๐Good | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | niQu | 6 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | Le0xys ใ | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | ILoveYouButIDontCare | 4 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hasbulla | Simon* | 230 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | ๐You๐Are๐Too๐Good | 222 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | niQu | 114 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Lee | 104 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | ILoveYouButIDontCare | 102 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G4L-ILoveYouTo | +11.19 | 99 | 63 |
| #2 | niQu | +0.98 | 68 | 65 |
| #3 | ๐You๐Are๐Too๐Good | +0.97 | 49 | 62 |
| #4 | ILoveYouButIDontCare | +0.38 | 41 | 57 |
| #5 | Lee | +0.12 | 64 | 68 |





