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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
240 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 235 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 109 | 46% |
| Smokes | 40 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 48 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 38 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $159,253 of utility $221 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h4ans1 | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | K1DDER | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Demon | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | Carlmärtin123🚬 #Metoo♡ | 43% | 7 |
| #5 | ENT - TraXyy | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Un1Log1n | 9 | 0.0346 |
| #2 | Carlmärtin123🚬 #Metoo♡ | 3 | 0.0242 |
| #3 | K1DDER | 3 | 0.0353 |
| #4 | h4ans1 | 2 | 0.0110 |
| #5 | Demon | 1 | 0.0130 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1DDER | +2.07 | 44 | 57 |
| #2 | h4ans1 | +2.00 | 46 | 40 |
| #3 | Demon | +1.87 | 23 | 68 |
| #4 | Carlmärtin123🚬 #Metoo♡ | +1.60 | 66 | 32 |
| #5 | ENT - TraXyy | -0.47 | 40 | 28 |





