








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 135 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




121 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4654 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,908 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1941 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2378 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 977 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1612 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,324,448 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 607 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Choog(Cheeseus) | 57% | 47 |
| #2 | Davo | 56% | 246 |
| #3 | Fatal | 55% | 185 |
| #4 | goose | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | RoyaL | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Choog(Cheeseus) | 57% | 47 |
| #2 | Davo | 56% | 246 |
| #3 | Fatal | 55% | 185 |
| #4 | goose | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | RoyaL | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Davo | 34 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Fatal | 14 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Choog(Cheeseus) | 6 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | goose | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | RoyaL | 2 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Davo | 845 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #2 | Fatal | 522 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #3 | Choog(Cheeseus) | 172 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | RoyaL | 73 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | goose | 55 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AwiiN | +3.58 | 78 | 41 |
| #2 | RoyaL | +1.91 | 89 | 62 |
| #3 | Davo | +0.13 | 59 | 60 |
| #4 | goose | -0.67 | 36 | 62 |
| #5 | Fatal | -1.09 | 60 | 59 |





