








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 358 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 252 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2584 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,129 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2708 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3290 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3435 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2696 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $552,139 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bossen1312 | 61% | 59 |
| #2 | Dalum - Aka "Ung gevinst" | 51% | 181 |
| #3 | Vejen | 50% | 203 |
| #4 | Bamba | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | Schnejder-iwnl- | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MBorg | 11 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Vejen | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Bossen1312 | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | Dalum - Aka "Ung gevinst" | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Schnejder-iwnl- | 2 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vejen | 515 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #2 | Dalum - Aka "Ung gevinst" | 182 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #3 | MBorg | 84 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Schnejder-iwnl- | 58 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Bossen1312 | 35 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vejen | +2.24 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | Dalum - Aka "Ung gevinst" | +0.34 | 89 | 49 |
| #3 | Bamba | -0.61 | 76 | 52 |
| #4 | Bossen1312 | -1.27 | 76 | 53 |
| #5 | ✪ N1c0 | -1.57 | 63 | 68 |





