








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 447 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Esplay | 33 matches | 1,429 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1653 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,875 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 843 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1341 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1353 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1338 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $978,665 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 152 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nellenpellen | 19 | 0.0189 |
| #2 | Feear | 16 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | Eevee | 6 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | ✪MiniPrutt♥ | 6 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | tazi ♛ ✂ | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eevee | +3.75 | 56 | 51 |
| #2 | Feear | +3.39 | 69 | 54 |
| #3 | ✪MiniPrutt♥ | +2.68 | 62 | 59 |
| #4 | Nellenpellen | +1.03 | 40 | 40 |
| #5 | Snuset | -0.88 | 41 | 50 |





