








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 985 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Esplay | 7 matches | 1,834 |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 109 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




117 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7017 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,094 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1343 | 6% |
| Smokes | 6373 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 8537 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 6841 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,018,546 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 555 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Feear | +4.20 | 68 | 50 |
| #2 | Λ | ✪SLY™✈ | +2.24 | 41 | 59 |
| #3 | Eevee | +2.06 | 62 | 50 |
| #4 | EngluuuuunD | +1.25 | 66 | 62 |
| #5 | JELLIE. | -0.82 | 48 | 50 |





