








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 40 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
137 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 391 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 159 | 41% |
| Smokes | 122 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 21 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 89 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $22,300 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anilyse♡ | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | JacobsFilip | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | Shadowlix | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | 5tuffy | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anilyse♡ | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | JacobsFilip | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | Shadowlix | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | 5tuffy | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 5tuffy | 10 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #2 | Shadowlix | 5 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | Anilyse♡ | 5 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | JacobsFilip | 2 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 5tuffy | +4.09 | 75 | 25 |
| #2 | Shadowlix | +3.22 | 47 | 63 |
| #3 | JacobsFilip | +0.04 | 69 | 41 |
| #4 | Raouf | -3.17 | 25 | 44 |
| #5 | Anilyse♡ | -5.02 | 4 | 52 |





