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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 50 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
989 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,415 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 721 | 30% |
| Smokes | 105 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 1152 | 48% |
| Molotovs | 437 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $346,183 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Sotakurre69 | 45% | 51 |
| #5 | arskab | 45% | 87 |
| #6 | 97 | 44% | 130 |
| #7 | laateez1 | 41% | 22 |
| #8 | -aksub- | 36% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -aksub- | 9 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | 97 | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Sotakurre69 | 6 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | laateez1 | 6 | 0.0118 |
| #5 | arskab | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕖𝕡𝕚 | 411 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #2 | 97 | 250 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | -aksub- | 176 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | arskab | 105 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | laateez1 | 68 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arskab | +4.34 | 96 | 51 |
| #2 | -aksub- | +1.66 | 90 | 57 |
| #3 | hontsa | +1.38 | 66 | 62 |
| #4 | laateez1 | +0.39 | 82 | 54 |
| #5 | 97 | -0.12 | 68 | 51 |





