








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 560 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 172 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2888 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,426 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2678 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2079 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1539 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2130 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $929,752 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rangerboyed2 | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | CHEESE | 52% | 172 |
| #3 | 5 foot 7 | 51% | 169 |
| #4 | Thuganomics | 50% | 12 |
| #5 | DOGE737 | 50% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rangerboyed2 | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | CHEESE | 52% | 172 |
| #3 | 5 foot 7 | 51% | 169 |
| #4 | Thuganomics | 50% | 12 |
| #5 | DOGE737 | 50% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 5 foot 7 | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | DOGE737 | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | CHEESE | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHEESE | 725 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #2 | 5 foot 7 | 488 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | DOGE737 | 175 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | rangerboyed2 | 144 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #5 | Thuganomics | 13 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rangerboyed2 | +2.83 | 82 | 54 |
| #2 | airvaz | +2.80 | 79 | 69 |
| #3 | Thuganomics | +0.67 | 61 | 30 |
| #4 | CHEESE | +0.03 | 56 | 55 |
| #5 | 5 foot 7 | -0.94 | 55 | 52 |





