








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 737 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 170 matches | ||
| Wingman | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3940 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,638 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3838 | 44% |
| Smokes | 1951 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1258 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1591 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $938,644 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 306 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deagz | 53% | 38 |
| #2 | BegK | 49% | 57 |
| #3 | Pedersen | 48% | 102 |
| #4 | Sveppe | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | Explosion | 47% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | BegK | 49% | 57 |
| #3 | Pedersen | 48% | 102 |
| #4 | Sveppe | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | Explosion | 47% | 81 |
| #6 | MR.D.O.M.E | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pedersen | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Explosion | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Deagz | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | BegK | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pedersen | 187 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | Explosion | 173 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | BegK | 154 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Sveppe | 28 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | MR.D.O.M.E | 26 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M.L | +2.08 | 81 | 55 |
| #2 | Deagz | +0.81 | 53 | 36 |
| #3 | BegK | +0.14 | 66 | 59 |
| #4 | MR.D.O.M.E | -0.28 | 50 | 58 |
| #5 | Explosion | -0.66 | 64 | 58 |





