








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 266 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 578 matches | ||
| Wingman | 571 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7238 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,828 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4148 | 19% |
| Smokes | 6377 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2812 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 8491 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,332,709 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zony | 52% | 139 |
| #2 | Profeta | 52% | 87 |
| #3 | ♕Alex_Cruz♕ | 47% | 243 |
| #4 | Hugohip8 | 46% | 305 |
| #5 | Otrebor | 45% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hugohip8 | 31 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | ♕Alex_Cruz♕ | 27 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Zony | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Otrebor | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Profeta | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zony | +4.81 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | ♕Alex_Cruz♕ | +0.54 | 49 | 62 |
| #3 | Jota | -0.31 | 38 | 47 |
| #4 | Profeta | -0.47 | 49 | 58 |
| #5 | Hugohip8 | -0.64 | 35 | 50 |





