








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1789 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 361 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 186 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5621 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,906 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4946 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4340 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4983 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4637 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,291,973 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 179 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Profeta | 60% | 43 |
| #2 | Otrebor | 57% | 184 |
| #3 | ♕Alex_Cruz♕ | 52% | 246 |
| #4 | Jota | 52% | 139 |
| #5 | Hugohip8 | 50% | 264 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zony | +3.55 | 77 | 61 |
| #2 | nun1nsk1 | +1.99 | 61 | 55 |
| #3 | ♕Alex_Cruz♕ | -0.29 | 49 | 60 |
| #4 | Profeta | -1.00 | 48 | 57 |
| #5 | Hugohip8 | -1.36 | 34 | 52 |





