








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 486 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 395 matches | ||
| Faceit | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5253 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,570 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7969 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6731 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6642 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5228 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,104,528 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 656 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iChickenHer0 | 60% | 60 |
| #2 | Ezra | 56% | 57 |
| #3 | justxnn- | 56% | 126 |
| #4 | justin | 54% | 187 |
| #5 | Anonymous Anemone | 53% | 227 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | justxnn- | 56% | 126 |
| #4 | justin | 54% | 187 |
| #5 | Anonymous Anemone | 53% | 227 |
| #6 | D3ath_0ps | 53% | 112 |
| #7 | nimbus | 48% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | justin | 18 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | justxnn- | 16 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Anonymous Anemone | 13 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | nimbus | 10 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | D3ath_0ps | 5 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | justxnn- | 767 | 0.28 | 22 min |
| #2 | nimbus | 674 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #3 | Anonymous Anemone | 647 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #4 | justin | 551 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #5 | D3ath_0ps | 267 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | justxnn- | +3.03 | 80 | 79 |
| #2 | iChickenHer0 | +1.40 | 84 | 55 |
| #3 | Classy Goat | +1.13 | 63 | 76 |
| #4 | Ezra | +0.93 | 64 | 65 |
| #5 | justin | -0.19 | 80 | 56 |





