








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Renown | 69 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2117 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,447 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1588 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2795 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2367 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1697 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,134,510 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 574 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Longy | 61% | 57 |
| #2 | SL1DE | 56% | 27 |
| #3 | Stoney*(@)* | 55% | 93 |
| #4 | Hagueyy | 48% | 143 |
| #5 | Numbskulll | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Hagueyy | 48% | 143 |
| #5 | Numbskulll | 47% | 15 |
| #6 | Kriiz ❤ | 46% | 24 |
| #7 | YVE ✿ | 35% | 26 |
| #8 | Franky | 33% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SL1DE | 3 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Hagueyy | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Longy | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Franky | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hagueyy | 322 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | Kriiz ❤ | 125 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #3 | Longy | 103 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Stoney*(@)* | 66 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | SL1DE | 54 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SL1DE | +1.87 | 77 | 61 |
| #2 | Longy | +1.86 | 63 | 57 |
| #3 | Stoney*(@)* | +1.10 | 88 | 49 |
| #4 | Franky | +0.41 | 76 | 38 |
| #5 | Hagueyy | +0.06 | 57 | 47 |





