








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 447 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 286 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 88 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Renown | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4510 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,384 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7568 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6631 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5737 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4448 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $354,842 of utility $26 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 993 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | i hate traders | 51% | 68 |
| #6 | Kecchi | 50% | 152 |
| #7 | The Rat King | 48% | 228 |
| #8 | THE DOMINATION GAME | 48% | 54 |
| #9 | HippHamster | 42% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Rat King | 74 | 0.0165 |
| #2 | Kecchi | 54 | 0.0179 |
| #3 | moxcen | 43 | 0.0141 |
| #4 | HippHamster | 25 | 0.0188 |
| #5 | i hate traders | 14 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Rat King | 823 | 0.18 | 19 min |
| #2 | moxcen | 616 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #3 | HippHamster | 404 | 0.30 | 7 min |
| #4 | Kecchi | 400 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #5 | i hate traders | 156 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mandingo | +7.67 | 98 | 52 |
| #2 | Kecchi | +4.23 | 73 | 64 |
| #3 | Rampage | +2.18 | 85 | 53 |
| #4 | moxcen | +1.44 | 55 | 65 |
| #5 | THE DOMINATION GAME | -0.06 | 48 | 59 |





