








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 672 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




160 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3315 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,131 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3771 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2762 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2184 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3414 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $884,749 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1803 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReCreight | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | mandingo | 62% | 58 |
| #3 | Rampage | 62% | 21 |
| #4 | mandingo | 55% | 69 |
| #5 | Comp1ex | 54% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | The Rat King | 53% | 164 |
| #7 | Kecchi | 49% | 61 |
| #8 | i hate traders | 49% | 37 |
| #9 | eknjack | 44% | 52 |
| #10 | HippHamster | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Rat King | 63 | 0.0193 |
| #2 | mandingo | 39 | 0.0403 |
| #3 | mandingo | 19 | 0.0146 |
| #4 | Comp1ex | 16 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | Kecchi | 16 | 0.0129 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Rat King | 567 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #2 | Comp1ex | 539 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #3 | mandingo | 214 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | Kecchi | 199 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | mandingo | 175 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mandingo | +5.54 | 86 | 47 |
| #2 | Kecchi | +4.77 | 71 | 69 |
| #3 | ReCreight | +4.14 | 82 | 36 |
| #4 | moxcen | +1.63 | 63 | 60 |
| #5 | Rampage | +1.15 | 85 | 40 |





