








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1078 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,285 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 667 | 20% |
| Smokes | 853 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 914 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 851 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $144,298 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krawert WIN.SKIN | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | Greegor | 75% | 12 |
| #3 | Piccolo23 | 66% | 58 |
| #4 | URSUS | 64% | 59 |
| #5 | Firefly | 60% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Firefly | 60% | 40 |
| #6 | young pyrcina | 56% | 9 |
| #7 | yaD' | 56% | 27 |
| #8 | Hrupas | 54% | 69 |
| #9 | Gmurecki g4skins | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hrupas | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Piccolo23 | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | URSUS | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Firefly | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | yaD' | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Firefly | 156 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #2 | Hrupas | 111 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Piccolo23 | 76 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | yaD' | 75 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | URSUS | 63 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yaD' | +2.88 | 82 | 50 |
| #2 | URSUS | +1.57 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | Hrupas | +1.01 | 80 | 63 |
| #4 | Piccolo23 | +0.94 | 76 | 58 |
| #5 | Krawert WIN.SKIN | +0.06 | 71 | 50 |





