








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 308 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1765 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,672 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1361 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1176 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1293 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 842 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $533,943 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SrProto | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | Adoquinowsky: el ladrillo | 86% | 14 |
| #3 | Microsoft Wordosky | 80% | 10 |
| #4 | Mrtiming10 ツ | 60% | 10 |
| #5 | leumaS | 53% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SrProto | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | Adoquinowsky: el ladrillo | 86% | 14 |
| #3 | Microsoft Wordosky | 80% | 10 |
| #4 | Mrtiming10 ツ | 60% | 10 |
| #5 | leumaS | 53% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adoquinowsky: el ladrillo | 1 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | SrProto | 1 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Mrtiming10 ツ | 1 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leumaS | 143 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #2 | Adoquinowsky: el ladrillo | 50 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | Mrtiming10 ツ | 41 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| #4 | SrProto | 29 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | Microsoft Wordosky | 11 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mrtiming10 ツ | +4.08 | 89 | 64 |
| #2 | Maracuya | +2.84 | 79 | 64 |
| #3 | leumaS | +0.59 | 67 | 62 |
| #4 | SrProto | -0.87 | 10 | 56 |
| #5 | Adoquinowsky: el ladrillo | -1.95 | 27 | 57 |





