








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 630 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 158 matches | ||
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3120 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,888 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2305 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3065 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2731 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2787 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $861,743 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Guledi⭕⃤ه - | 52% | 155 |
| #7 | Darko | 45% | 29 |
| #8 | Struncis | 39% | 28 |
| #9 | 夢想家 Musō-ka 康夫 | 38% | 16 |
| #10 | Tošis | 35% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guledi⭕⃤ه - | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Dark | 4 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | naikiklis | 2 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Darko | +2.36 | 77 | 60 |
| #2 | Toka | +1.21 | 57 | 64 |
| #3 | Dark | +0.73 | 58 | 52 |
| #4 | Dodikas | +0.66 | 76 | 65 |
| #5 | naikiklis | +0.59 | 53 | 54 |





