








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 153 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1192 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,763 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2208 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1535 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 850 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1170 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $168,427 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 96 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Zwei Chad | 53% | 15 |
| #6 | di0Nii | 48% | 21 |
| #7 | c0rb | 38% | 8 |
| #8 | gluMWall | 33% | 9 |
| #9 | 1ARMgod | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PazZzoOo | 2 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | r1K0NESy | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Atek LFP | +1.94 | 73 | 75 |
| #2 | r1K0NESy | +1.81 | 83 | 58 |
| #3 | PazZzoOo | +1.61 | 92 | 59 |
| #4 | LusseQueZ | +0.98 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | di0Nii | +0.24 | 81 | 62 |





