








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 658 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1144 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,510 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1152 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1247 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1052 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1059 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $386,587 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spedonger | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | álf | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | Specific | 55% | 42 |
| #4 | JeppeMBL | 53% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spedonger | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | álf | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | Specific | 55% | 42 |
| #4 | JeppeMBL | 53% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JeppeMBL | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Spedonger | 3 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | Specific | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | álf | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JeppeMBL | 190 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | Specific | 79 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | álf | 34 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Spedonger | 23 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JeppeMBL | +2.27 | 58 | 54 |
| #2 | Spedonger | +1.47 | 63 | 61 |
| #3 | burst | +1.45 | 59 | 64 |
| #4 | álf | +0.95 | 72 | 49 |
| #5 | Specific | -0.46 | 62 | 60 |





