








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 749 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 231 matches | ||
| Esplay | 16 matches | 1,703 | |
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,896 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3623 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3880 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4777 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3616 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $510,367 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <DraveL> | 528 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #2 | Wapic | 523 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #3 | -Shaylse | 350 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | Ocke | 153 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | <StigL> | 143 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antiboa aka Jeff Seid | +2.03 | 73 | 67 |
| #2 | Wapic | +0.57 | 81 | 65 |
| #3 | <DraveL> | +0.28 | 72 | 60 |
| #4 | <StigL> | -0.04 | 63 | 54 |
| #5 | Ocke | -1.53 | 73 | 67 |





