








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1835 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1414 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 361 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
21080 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 49,721 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9236 | 19% |
| Smokes | 8303 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 15098 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 17084 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,482,268 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9251 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BustMaxxing | 60% | 248 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BustMaxxing | 60% | 248 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BustMaxxing | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BustMaxxing | 418 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zoNg[db] | +2.27 | 85 | 55 |
| #2 | BustMaxxing | +0.84 | 64 | 52 |





