








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 338 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5405 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,201 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1329 | 42% |
| Smokes | 929 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 802 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 141 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $949,611 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 400 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sir this is a wendys | 69% | 29 |
| #2 | gayman origins | 61% | 33 |
| #3 | diddy | 55% | 78 |
| #4 | Lop | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | TrippyWrlds | 45% | 225 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Lop | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | TrippyWrlds | 45% | 225 |
| #6 | Kyrunic | 44% | 186 |
| #7 | timmyswizzle | 42% | 229 |
| #8 | MadMan | 24% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyrunic | 45 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | TrippyWrlds | 18 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | timmyswizzle | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | diddy | 7 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | MadMan | 6 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyrunic | 782 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #2 | diddy | 168 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | TrippyWrlds | 160 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | gayman origins | 68 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | sir this is a wendys | 55 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blitz | +5.98 | 71 | 28 |
| #2 | sir this is a wendys | +3.52 | 60 | 48 |
| #3 | Kyrunic | +3.44 | 69 | 44 |
| #4 | diddy | +1.98 | 69 | 60 |
| #5 | gayman origins | -1.08 | 65 | 51 |





