








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1260 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,781 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 690 | 25% |
| Smokes | 253 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 785 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1053 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $278,073 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bathtub | 52% | 23 |
| #2 | Blitz | 45% | 225 |
| #3 | timmyswizzle | 37% | 19 |
| #4 | Kyrunic | 35% | 20 |
| #5 | MadMan | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bathtub | 52% | 23 |
| #2 | Blitz | 45% | 225 |
| #3 | timmyswizzle | 37% | 19 |
| #4 | Kyrunic | 35% | 20 |
| #5 | MadMan | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blitz | 31 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | MadMan | 5 | 0.0117 |
| #3 | Kyrunic | 3 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | bathtub | 3 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blitz | 218 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | Kyrunic | 84 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #3 | bathtub | 33 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | MadMan | 9 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blitz | +7.06 | 73 | 25 |
| #2 | bathtub | +6.97 | 68 | 34 |
| #3 | Kyrunic | +3.73 | 70 | 45 |
| #4 | MadMan | -0.66 | 69 | 24 |
| #5 | TrippyWrlds | -4.98 | 46 | 38 |





