








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1186 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 128 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4586 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,250 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3240 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2665 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2165 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2180 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,587,241 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1035 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SneyB | 8 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | Zé Vargas | 7 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | CW | 7 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | ʳᵗᶻ 🖤 | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | 𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 ツ | 5 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zé Vargas | 240 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | Rafastarai | 175 | 0.34 | 3 min |
| #3 | AJ03 | 165 | 0.33 | 4 min |
| #4 | ʳᵗᶻ 🖤 | 144 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | SneyB | 129 | 0.12 | 3 min |





