








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 250 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1918 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,409 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1468 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1184 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1403 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1354 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $277,757 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 196 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gripen | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | ZätaToot | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Lillemanen | 61% | 107 |
| #4 | ejjjjjaaaaaaaaaa | 55% | 31 |
| #5 | Floppson | 54% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Lillemanen | 61% | 107 |
| #4 | ejjjjjaaaaaaaaaa | 55% | 31 |
| #5 | Floppson | 54% | 59 |
| #6 | Lovros | 53% | 17 |
| #7 | Vaterrra | 51% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floppson | 9 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | Lillemanen | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Vaterrra | 7 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Lovros | 3 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | ZätaToot | 3 | 0.0146 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floppson | 183 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | Lillemanen | 171 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | Vaterrra | 116 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | ejjjjjaaaaaaaaaa | 37 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Lovros | 29 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Erlish | +1.85 | 85 | 58 |
| #2 | Lillemanen | +1.62 | 85 | 53 |
| #3 | Gripen | -0.13 | 59 | 43 |
| #4 | Floppson | -0.56 | 70 | 70 |
| #5 | ejjjjjaaaaaaaaaa | -1.58 | 50 | 46 |





