








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1303 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,175 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 610 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1061 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 802 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 702 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $445,057 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1berias | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | EΛSY | 55% | 60 |
| #3 | Fl1ckS | 54% | 76 |
| #4 | FluffyDalek | 48% | 33 |
| #5 | Leefo3k | 42% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1berias | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | EΛSY | 55% | 60 |
| #3 | Fl1ckS | 54% | 76 |
| #4 | FluffyDalek | 48% | 33 |
| #5 | Leefo3k | 42% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FluffyDalek | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fl1ckS | 149 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | EΛSY | 114 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Leefo3k | 97 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | FluffyDalek | 90 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | s1berias | 9 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fl1ckS | +1.06 | 78 | 55 |
| #2 | EΛSY | +0.31 | 70 | 56 |
| #3 | Florida man | +0.11 | 74 | 47 |
| #4 | Leefo3k | -0.28 | 82 | 64 |
| #5 | s1berias | -0.98 | 72 | 62 |





