








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 823 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 228 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4912 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,597 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3472 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3407 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3402 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3316 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $829,578 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 328 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WollaFu | 83% | 23 |
| #2 | Peter Grifin | 57% | 60 |
| #3 | AtteKakku | 56% | 63 |
| #4 | LaP3NA | 49% | 70 |
| #5 | Vorgoth | 45% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | AtteKakku | 56% | 63 |
| #4 | LaP3NA | 49% | 70 |
| #5 | Vorgoth | 45% | 108 |
| #6 | FULL TILT | 38% | 56 |
| #7 | Nuori Toivo | 35% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vorgoth | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Peter Grifin | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | AtteKakku | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | FULL TILT | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | LaP3NA | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vorgoth | 610 | 0.27 | 20 min |
| #2 | LaP3NA | 385 | 0.26 | 11 min |
| #3 | AtteKakku | 189 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | Peter Grifin | 178 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | FULL TILT | 76 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bobbafet | +3.16 | 86 | 72 |
| #2 | LaP3NA | +1.39 | 69 | 74 |
| #3 | AtteKakku | +0.02 | 87 | 65 |
| #4 | Peter Grifin | -0.82 | 80 | 54 |
| #5 | WollaFu | -1.49 | 77 | 53 |





