








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1324 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 704 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 76 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9619 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,443 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5127 | 17% |
| Smokes | 7119 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 8585 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 9612 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,156,394 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1934 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AtteKakku | 56% | 232 |
| #2 | HERMI | 50% | 100 |
| #3 | TGFD | 45% | 343 |
| #4 | Kimmo | 45% | 285 |
| #5 | Vapa ☂ | 45% | 328 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LaP3NA | 2339 | 0.32 | 74 min |
| #2 | TGFD | 871 | 0.12 | 27 min |
| #3 | Vapa ☂ | 828 | 0.12 | 25 min |
| #4 | Kimmo | 809 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #5 | AtteKakku | 738 | 0.15 | 24 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LaP3NA | +2.56 | 74 | 81 |
| #2 | HERMI | +2.47 | 86 | 61 |
| #3 | AtteKakku | +1.58 | 89 | 61 |
| #4 | Peter Grifin | +1.27 | 81 | 58 |
| #5 | TGFD | +0.75 | 78 | 66 |





