








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 57 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3657 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,695 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3999 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4992 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3187 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4517 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,719,504 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 130 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yikes | +3.85 | 89 | 45 |
| #2 | Roronoa Zoro | +0.81 | 44 | 57 |
| #3 | -iwnl- Samo2k | -0.38 | 68 | 43 |
| #4 | Eclipse | -1.23 | 36 | 36 |
| #5 | Sachi | -1.32 | 39 | 19 |





