








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1139 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 603 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 161 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7985 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,276 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4446 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5908 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4528 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5394 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,130,356 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 896 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Piita | 63% | 65 |
| #2 | #ihatethisgame | 60% | 77 |
| #3 | Muris | 54% | 82 |
| #4 | Kalngalietis | 50% | 132 |
| #5 | Lenijs | 50% | 390 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Kalngalietis | 50% | 132 |
| #5 | Lenijs | 50% | 390 |
| #6 | 90's KiD | 49% | 474 |
| #7 | weedhunt | 48% | 182 |
| #8 | lociņi | 46% | 301 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lenijs | 30 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | 90's KiD | 18 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | weedhunt | 17 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Kalngalietis | 10 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | lociņi | 9 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 90's KiD | 707 | 0.07 | 18 min |
| #2 | Kalngalietis | 479 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #3 | lociņi | 468 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #4 | weedhunt | 411 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #5 | #ihatethisgame | 325 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoSko ⛴ | +3.57 | 70 | 67 |
| #2 | #ihatethisgame | +3.22 | 69 | 81 |
| #3 | ✪ Piita | +1.72 | 65 | 75 |
| #4 | weedhunt | +0.48 | 68 | 65 |
| #5 | 90's KiD | -1.29 | 30 | 62 |





