








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 71 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 700 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6494 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,654 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5943 | 21% |
| Smokes | 6808 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 9737 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 6166 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,896,289 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 126 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoSko ⛴ | 54% | 82 |
| #2 | 90's KiD | 52% | 142 |
| #3 | Lenijs | 49% | 132 |
| #4 | lociņi | 48% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoSko ⛴ | 54% | 82 |
| #2 | 90's KiD | 52% | 142 |
| #3 | Lenijs | 49% | 132 |
| #4 | lociņi | 48% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lenijs | 11 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | lociņi | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | 90's KiD | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | RoSko ⛴ | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 90's KiD | 251 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | lociņi | 217 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | RoSko ⛴ | 139 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Lenijs | 82 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoSko ⛴ | +5.41 | 73 | 72 |
| #2 | 90's KiD | +0.72 | 39 | 63 |
| #3 | Lenijs | -0.54 | 56 | 66 |
| #4 | Muris | -0.72 | 35 | 70 |
| #5 | lociņi | -1.42 | 24 | 63 |





