








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1115 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 275 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




196 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6056 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,527 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5773 | 46% |
| Smokes | 2050 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2887 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1817 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,460,294 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5759 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spiked_boots (ALIEN INVASION!!!1 | +12.97 | 96 | 50 |
| #2 | Potato | +3.96 | 54 | 11 |
| #3 | Tits McGee | +3.39 | 60 | 40 |
| #4 | Anticistamine | +3.10 | 51 | 27 |
| #5 | urinary incontinence | +1.46 | 42 | 18 |





