








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1358 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 780 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8532 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,421 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10991 | 27% |
| Smokes | 11150 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 12750 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 6530 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,881,639 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 415 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Intel IGPU UHD 770 | 56% | 57 |
| #2 | Kääpeli Vörmy | 54% | 74 |
| #3 | MuNaKKa | 48% | 71 |
| #4 | AmarA | 40% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Intel IGPU UHD 770 | 56% | 57 |
| #2 | Kääpeli Vörmy | 54% | 74 |
| #3 | MuNaKKa | 48% | 71 |
| #4 | AmarA | 40% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kääpeli Vörmy | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Intel IGPU UHD 770 | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | MuNaKKa | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kääpeli Vörmy | 124 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | AmarA | 73 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Intel IGPU UHD 770 | 65 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | MuNaKKa | 47 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Intel IGPU UHD 770 | +3.24 | 87 | 51 |
| #2 | Kääpeli Vörmy | +0.53 | 36 | 69 |
| #3 | IMI Negev | -0.34 | 49 | 64 |
| #4 | MuNaKKa | -1.07 | 44 | 45 |
| #5 | AmarA | -2.79 | 39 | 53 |





